Have you been stabbed in the heart or back recently? We're looking for some hardcore betrayal——poems, stories, songs, rants, manifestos or laments of 5 minutes or less will do. Anything over that, we'll truss you up like a turkey and hang you from the rafters.

Open Mic Night 9 is going down on Wednesday 22 March, 2017 20:00-23:00 at Prozak Kafeneio. If you've got material to perform, please sign up by 19:45. Check out some of our past performances here.

€2 euro donations to the Write CY Solvency Fund will be collected in a halloumi jar by Cypriot haiku artist Fortino Samano.

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